Area Man Confused About Herbal Tea

I stood there dumbfounded. Flabbergasted. The selection of Herbal Tea in Safeway is staggering. At least 8 feet across. The tyranny of choice. My instructions are to buy the Yogi Positive Energy tea, and it takes me a ridiculously long amount of time to find it, but when I do, I’m rewarded with a jolt of Positive Energy that resonates deep down into my monkey brain.

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