Area Man Has Wardrobe Malfunction

I’m pulling a garden hose around my lawn like Bill Murray when I feel a cool breeze moving between my legs. My fly is open. The zipper breaks when I try to close it,  and I’m standing there trying to thread the little teeth back into the slider but it’s not working. I start to struggle and grunt in frustration. That’s when I see a Mrs. Norstrom looking at me from behind her window. Her eyes narrow and pass judgement. I smile back.

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