“Wisdom is knowing how little we know.”

–   Socrates (469-399 BC)
Question: how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: fish.

If it wasn’t for Nihilism, I’d have nothing to believe in.

Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn’t much but the reception was amazing.

Did you hear about that great new restaurant on the moon?Great food, no atmosphere.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse.

 

Question: how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: fish. If it wasn’t for Nihilism, I’d have nothing to believe in. Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn’t much but the reception was amazing. Did you hear about that great new restaurant on the moon?Great food, no atmosphere. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse. Why does bees hmmm. Because they don’t know the words.
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“No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.” – Asop

 

 

“The true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate.” O’Henry

 

“The true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate.”
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